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[As the feed starts, viewers are greeted to a close up of a green face.

It's just a Metapod, chillin' there. It's only until the person recording speaks that it becomes obvious who this Metapod belongs to - and he doesn't sound very amused.]

What the hell happened to my Caterpie?

[At least he's straight to the point. Despite doing some research, this is his first pokémon to evolve and he isn't quite sure what to make of it or why it happened.]

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I know that but the females will just lay eggs.

I have been told that the egg usually "appears" under mysterious circumstances, which makes absolutely no sense.

I really shouldn't be surprised.

But I am.

No, it's... understandable. As soon as you think you've seen the most ridiculous thing this place has to offer...

[Babies apparently do come from nowhere.]

How long have you been here?

Not long. I arrived at the beginning of April.

So we arrived around the same time. How've you been adapting?

It's been almost remarkably easy... The people do not seem to mind our presence, and the Pokémon are... well... I'm sure you understand by now. They aren't normal animals. There's something human about them.

[Which Scar has grown very fond of.]

They are. It's kind of nice having such intelligent animals. Makes them feel a bit more... personal, you know?

Mm. They're companionable.

[And non-judgmental.]

Why their preferred passtime is knocking one another out, I doubt I will ever understand.

It seems more like a trainer thing than the pokemon's normal behavior.

People tell me that they enjoy battling. None of mine seem to care one way or another about it... I wonder if it is only an idea created by people.

[Though, there are people who enjoy fighting, so he supposed there could be Pokémon with similar feelings.]

Mine are the same way. They aren't really competitive.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was originally a human's idea though.

It is strange... Such a practice would be heavily frowned upon, in my home world. Animal fighting is an underground sort of activity. I suppose it is different because Pokémon cannot kill each other.

Yeah... Same in my world.

It is a bit odd that they just end up fainting. Can they actually die...?

I have no idea. This isn't the first time I have said this, but this entire world is almost like it was made up by children. Or perhaps for children.

That sounds insane but makes a hell of a lot of sense with the way this place works.

Which raises the question: Why was it made for kids?

I cannot begin to guess. I wondered if it was a sort of life after death, when I first arrived here. But that makes even less sense.

[This place is about 5000% happier than his home world, and he sure as hell doesn't deserve to be plopped into heaven after the life he's lived.]

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