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[majorcrotchgrab]

[As the feed starts, viewers are greeted to a close up of a green face.



It's just a Metapod, chillin' there. It's only until the person recording speaks that it becomes obvious who this Metapod belongs to - and he doesn't sound very amused.]

What the hell happened to my Caterpie?

[At least he's straight to the point. Despite doing some research, this is his first pokémon to evolve and he isn't quite sure what to make of it or why it happened.]

Comments

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[envy_the_sinners]

It is strange... Such a practice would be heavily frowned upon, in my home world. Animal fighting is an underground sort of activity. I suppose it is different because Pokémon cannot kill each other.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Yeah... Same in my world.

It is a bit odd that they just end up fainting. Can they actually die...?

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[envy_the_sinners]

I have no idea. This isn't the first time I have said this, but this entire world is almost like it was made up by children. Or perhaps for children.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

That sounds insane but makes a hell of a lot of sense with the way this place works.

Which raises the question: Why was it made for kids?

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[envy_the_sinners]

I cannot begin to guess. I wondered if it was a sort of life after death, when I first arrived here. But that makes even less sense.

[This place is about 5000% happier than his home world, and he sure as hell doesn't deserve to be plopped into heaven after the life he's lived.]