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[majorcrotchgrab]

[The recording starts with just Raikov's upper body visible on screen. He looks exhausted and not at all his usual sassy self. There's the sound of sobbing in the background.]

I had the bright idea to get a ghost-type [despite being absolutely terrified of them] and now I don't know what to do. I'm at my wits end.

[He turns his Gear towards the tiny Yamask floating by his feet that's making rather pathetic noises. She only gets louder while the video's recording her so Raikov turns it back to himself.]

She was fine the first day she hatched but now she just keeps crying. It started after I had her do a quick battle. You'd think she'd be happy about winning... Apparently not.

And that's got me wondering... Are battles that stressful to some species or is this a common trait among Yamasks?

[For the sake of his new traveling buddies, he's kept her in her pokeball most of the time just so they don't have to listen to her wail all day long.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

At... chill?

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[codpieces]

Fuck yeah. Y'know, sittin' back, chillin' the fuck out. Eat some berries and shit . . . Gettin' in touch with your easy ridin' self.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... Your vocabulary is very strange.

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[codpieces]

For real-? [ huh— ]

S'pretty normal soundin' for me.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I've never even heard half of those phrases.

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[codpieces]

So . . . How's that all feel for your hear ducts, man?

[ it probably sounds . . . miraculous . . .

like rainbow word vomit ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

What...?

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[codpieces]

[ aw, motherfucker can't hear him. he says it a bit louder this time! ]

Uh— How's that all feel for your hear ducts, man?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I didn't mean "what" as in I can't hear you, I mean "what" as in I don't understand your vocabulary.

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[codpieces]

Oh— Hold on, I got you. Uhh—

[ how do speak normally ]

How's it all feel, to . . . Uhh, fuck— Hear that shit for the first motherfuckin' time?

[ did he get it ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... I don't really know. Confusing?

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[codpieces]

I be gettin' that a lot, yeah.

[ though he doesn't seem . . . bothered at all . . . ]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I can see why.