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Иван Райденович Райков ([personal profile] majorcrotchgrab) wrote2014-11-24 12:01 am

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[The feed starts and viewers are greeted to the sight of Raikov attempting to put little booties on Katya's feet. She already clad in a tiny scarf. Dat Joltik has sum style.]

... I'd take the crazy weather over terrorist-like attacks any day. Things might be quiet for now but who knows how long that'll last? Was it like this in any of the previous years?

[Because he really hopes this isn't a repeating offense. This place was supposed to be war free... It just doesn't feel right. He'd never admit it out loud but that weapon Cobra showed last week has him worried. The last thing this world needs is a nuclear super weapon or something like it.

He lets out an exasperated sigh. Always the drama queen. Katya just chirps and tilts her head.]


I've been meaning to ask a few other things as well.

For the pokemon that evolve via stone, when do you know is the "right" moment to give them one? Is there ever one...?

How difficult are the routes to travel during the winter?

And lastly... Why the hell is everyone doing their holiday shopping so early? New Years isn't for another month and a half.

[Someone isn't aware of "Christmas" outside of the Motherland. Oops.]


[Private to Scar//Unhackable;]
Hey. Is Kashet doing any better? Natasha's mood has been improving since their play date. I think it really helped her. Perhaps we should get together for another. Do you like tea?
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-11 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ever seen a Steelix?
foolishwren: guess that makes me HOTTER than U (you're cooler than me??)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-11 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No, that's awesome.

I rode one once. Coolest thing ever.
foolishwren: there are, to the best of my knowledge, no splits of either the gymnastic or banana variety in this movie.  0/10 (TITLE ACCURACY: "Split" (2016))

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-13 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Believe it or not, the one I rode around was tame as hell. [Could have just been that his trainer did a really good job, but Solid had been docile as a kitten.]

... On the other hand, I wouldn't trust my Growlithe as far as I could throw him not to wreak total havoc if I evolved him.

[Not maliciously, mind. But YOU try describing an Arcanine merrily rolling around in someone's spilled shrimp scampi in the middle of a restaurant and knocking over half the tables in the process as anything but chaos.]
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (UGHGHGHGH)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-13 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Rowdy and dumb as a post.

Not a good combo.
foolishwren: MAYBE WE CAN hang out or... smth......... (HEY! I THINK UR RLY COOL! I LIKE U ALOT!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-12-16 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

Four years and he still acts like the day I got him.