foolishwren: there are, to the best of my knowledge, no splits of either the gymnastic or banana variety in this movie.  0/10 (TITLE ACCURACY: "Split" (2016))
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote in [personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-12-13 06:48 am (UTC)

[Video]

Believe it or not, the one I rode around was tame as hell. [Could have just been that his trainer did a really good job, but Solid had been docile as a kitten.]

... On the other hand, I wouldn't trust my Growlithe as far as I could throw him not to wreak total havoc if I evolved him.

[Not maliciously, mind. But YOU try describing an Arcanine merrily rolling around in someone's spilled shrimp scampi in the middle of a restaurant and knocking over half the tables in the process as anything but chaos.]

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