lieutenantantichrist: (I'm just a humble motherfucker)
Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote in [personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-11-25 11:09 am (UTC)

[What do you know, it's that loud-mouthed, gray-haired pervert. At least he's wearing a shirt this time.

What Blake should do is ignore the phone and go back to reading the paper before his little squirrel thing steals more of it to make a nest. But thee he is, picking it up and hitting the button.]


New Years shopping is easy. It goes, "Gimme a bottle of Jack and a party hat."

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