That was hypothetical. You asked what I'd call you if I was the kind of guy who was into that shit, there you go.

[He says it quick, but doesn't hang up quite quick enough. For a second, something in his eyes looks spooked.]

I said drop it!

[He looks down and straightens his shirt. Then he just looks like an old cop who's seen it all.]

Just keep it in your pants, huh?

And try wearing some now and then.